Do you think the publicist who just sent me the following pitch has EVER read this blog?

Ms. Katherine Stone, Blogger

Can we interest you in taking a look at this incredibly well designed and exquisitely produced cookbook for the romantically impaired? Denver Colorado based Eric Lee has created a masterpiece. He's also a fun, delightful interview guest with style and charisma, and good humore. His cook at home recipes are readily recreated even by those who lack credible cooking experience and skill. This is an enjoyable find and will no doubt please many people. He may singlehandedly rescue many relationships that would otherwise be doomed to eating fast food and frozen dinners …

Is he kidding?