I know I should probably just leave this alone, but it's Friday and I can't help myself. Did you know it could be Pluto's fault that you have postpartum depression? This from an astrologer at Tarot.com:

"My own Moon was pummeled by Pluto at the time of my bout with postpartum. Sure enough, when [Gwyneth] Paltrow’s son was born she was going through a difficult transit of Pluto square her natal Moon."

And Brooke Shields?

She "… also had a stressed out Moon during her postpartum phase. In her case, transiting Neptune was conjunct her Moon in Aquarius located in her 5th house, which is associated with children."

Researchers, put down your survey questions and blood draws. We've found the answer. Eureka.

(wink, wink)